Breaking News! Detroit Mayor Indicted

Detroit Mayor Kilpatrick charged with perjury, obstruction, misconduct.

Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy obviously is hoping to preemptively derail the defense strategy of claiming it is just about sex by making this statement:

"Our investigation has clearly shown that public dollars were used, people's lives were ruined, the justice system was severely mocked and the public trust trampled on," said a visibly angry Worthy. "This is as far from being a private matter as one can get."