Head scratching story of the day

Most people have watched Britney Spears descent from an apparently happy child star into an awful mess of an adult with sadness or revulsion. However, not everyone is turned off by how that young woman has made a mess of her personal life. Some guy named Moby (I guess he is a musician of some sort) had this to say:

"The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late 90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."

Huh? Whatever? I wouldn't recommend smoking whatever is in his peace pipe.