Sad State of British Cooking

This headline doesn't reflect well on British cooking.

Half of Brits injured by biscuits

More than half of all Britons have been injured by biscuits, according to a new survey. Injuries range from being scalded by hot tea or coffee while dunking to breaking a tooth while eating biscuits, reports the Daily Telegraph.

A little advice, paraphrasing the Hippocratic oath; First do no harm.